panalo to!>>>>" i was never your partner, i'm just your wife"
-ate shawie in the movie madrasta
"sandali lang ha, mago-oblation lang ako".
-Paul of Cai
so, anong dadalhin mo sa picnic sa Saturday?
" friendship".
-Sakayer Billy
hi sir, musta sex life?
"MWF".
- my former professor
ayokong umuwi, nag-aaway kami ng tatay ko pag-umuuwi ako e.
"bakit? tina-try ka nya i-exorcise pag-umuuwi ka"?
-tissue monster
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MWF daw o? he's such a liar hahaha. if he's getting some, then why is he so grumpy all the time? chika!
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