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got them from chucknorrisfacts.com.

* Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
* Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
* Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
* On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies.
Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

* On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
* Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
* Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
* The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
* Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
* When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
* Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
* Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
* Chuck Norris puts the laughter in mansLAUGHTER.
* Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
* Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
* Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone.
Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.


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