no panty lines, please.

aside from the guilt of my being a tirador ng kanin,
i get to watch the top 50 fashion no-no's in fashion history.
i won't elaborate on all 50 but I am definitely guilty of several ones.
the fashion no-no that topped all the don'ts is
the visible panty lines!yes, i am so guilty of that.
so i stopped wearing slacks.
i mean, wearing seamless panties are still visible on me
and i am not comfortable if i wear thongs every single day.
so, goodbye formal pants.

the next so-called deal breaker are lace and see through clothing.
the critics said stop wearing them if you are not a prostitute
or a stripper.so...i guess goodbye to my favorite ones?
but i think i look good IN or shall i say ON it?
well if it's so see through,
who can really tell if you are even wearing a top at all!
oh, they didn't mention slut.

another stuff is the pony tail .
they said you should stop wearing your hair like that
if you are not 8 years old.
fine, i am removing mine already.
to be honest, i look and yes, feel like a retard
everytime i fix my hair like that.
but what can i do? my hair is soo big i just have to tie it.
and every single night is a battle between me and my mane.
i think i demands its own bed actually.It's aliiiiiive!

oh yeah, they also mentioned about the goth make up.
you know the dark make up that you put for your eyes?that is it.
but on me, it's just stress and lack of sleep.
at least i achieved that look naturally with no actual effort.

baggy clothes.that you have to really stop wearing clothes
that looks like it's for two people already.
hey, it's my laundry day.
it is comfortable and i find the preggy look cute.

oh, big bags.but i do have a lot of stuff that i need.
besides, i am poor i do not have a ride,okay?
call me a walking cabinet, i do not care.

all in all i think it wasn't really that bad.
but who cares right? even if i try to be fashionable,
the manner of how i eat is very unlady like.
i am more hairy than most guys,and i check out women like men do.
maybe, just maybe it's not my fashion sense.
maybe i am just in the wrong gender.
that maybe i should be born like a man.
that i should belch and fart like a man,
laugh and think like a man and who knows,
maybe in the future i can pee while standing up.