playing matchmaker

on the account that i thought i was an expert observer in human behavior,
i have attempted to play matchmaker to my friends.
since my social life be can classified in numerous ways,
i get to meet people with interesting personalities.
my friends are all cool-
starting from the smartest to really bad ass
like if you steal our parking space,
we will leave a lot of lovely dent on your lovely car!
(it is a crime, i know...)
i wonder kung nagpahilamos yung guy na yun the next day.
bwahahaha!

anyway, i didn't matchmake my bad ass girl friend
because she is already dating my bad ass guy friend.

what i do is, i pick single friends from each group,
give their numbers and charge them for coffee
if they end up in a good note.

i already made six pairs.

alas, i have never had any free coffee yet.

from now on,
i'll stop playing matchmaker.
it is a sign that i cannot make it as a career.

oh, i should be matchmaking myself first.
sheeeesssssshhhh..........