Saturday, December 1, 2007

no glam, baby! part 2

there are professions out there that are so intimate
that they know a detailed part of you.

would you date your dentist or gynecologist?

i remember that i was once visiting a familiy dentist
when i had a chance to meet his cute son who is a med student.

i met him when i was on "that chair"
with my mouth wide open and my saliva drooling!

i was having my root canal and oral prophylaxis at that time.
what if i have a chance with the cute guy but his dad said:

well, i took out the nicotine stains on her teeth
and there were signs that she neglects flossing sometimes, my son.
visiting your dentist is really personal.

how about your male gynecologist?
retroverted uterus measures blah blah blah...
left ovary measures blah blah blah...
right ovary measures blah blah blah...
cervix is intact.
will these thoughts play around his head?

how about if you date your dermatologist?
your warts, zits, oily skin, hyper pigmentation...

i mean, i wont even dare fart for days when my guy is around!

there are unglamorous moments that totally kills the romance.

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