my..uhmmm..wits

darn, i am sooo bored..
my body clock still hasn't changed yet.
it is 10 pm and i just woke up!
and i just finished the first season of Ugly Betty this morning!
and the second season is not available yet!
this is madness!
whew!
anyway, being in the day shift is a blessing,
i can work out my relationships with my friends now.
after 7 months of being in the dark,
going home around 6.30 pm a while ago was a happy surreal to me.

but i still have a problem though.
it hasn't occured to me that this will hamper my sleeping habits.
it has been a month now that i have this hormonal twins!
if you are grossed out.stop reading now.
but for those of the women who understands my dilemma,
i feel like i'll be facing osteoporosis if they do not stop growing!

they are heavy and it hurts and i cannot sleep on
my belly anymore without bending a leg to be able
to form a space for my twins.
have i had too much salt?
am i getting fat?
women's bodies are odd.
talking about hormonal imbalance here...

i feel like a Centrum ad as well,
" my breasts from A to B".
if they do not stop swelling, i might have to rob
the deparment store to change my bra size.

this is so not fun at all.