sniff it

i drove my nose insane tonight.
if you saw a crazy woman with short hair,
non-existent pair of breasts, and is standing for ten minutes
in the cologne rack, that would probably be me.
i am not a big fan of perfume.
okay, i used to be.
way back in highschool when CK stuff are so hot.
anyway, i was really trying to find that scent
that i can get used to.
i literally sniffed all the freakin perfume that are open
and dip my poor noose on whatever 70 percent alcohol plus
the oil perfume there is in every bottle.
and believe me,i was on the verge of losing my appetite
the minute i left the rack.
well, i was just taking my time.
these are cheap perfume.
anything can go wrong you know.
and i always make the wrong buy when it comes to cheap stuff.
when i go home,i try it on
then i am thinking who am i going to give it.

what can i do?
the stuff that i want are way out of budget.
i mean, my favorite lotion for two thousand pesos?
it still is cheap,
but i'd rather spend that two thousand on food.
oh,the lotion is called falling in love.
if you like me,you can purchase a bottle for me.
it's available in beauty bar by the way...)
darn, i miss that smell.so sweet.
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i finally made my decision
after ten minutes of sniffing stuff.
i got confused though which pink bottle
is my preferred scent at first.
is it so in love or blah blah pink?
yeah, bench finally made an income from me.
it is just that, i do not like the too fruity scents.
it reminds me of the bathroom deodorizer
or the air fresheners that taxis have.
if it's vanilla, it reminds me of milk.
and i go hungry if my perfume is close to food.
try chocolate or cappuccino, right? hmmm...


do you know that perfume experts sniff coffee after
they test scents to neutralize the odors?
i bet i am so wrong for that job.
but i'd prefer that job instead of sniffing people's
armpits to detect if they have treatable body odor.
i mean, come on.

but i have to love my nose,
without it, it is an impossibility
for everyone of us to enjoy food if
we lost our sense of smell.
try masticating your favorite dish while
pinching your nose
(don't tell me you can't breathe, stupid),
you will surely lose your sense of taste too.

speaking of smell,
i usually am attracted to guys who
smells nice.
my first ex-boyfriend used to wear hilfiger.
so hate hilfiger but i'd give it an 8 'cause
it smells really nice.
my second ex used to wear bulgari.
i'd give it a 9.
though i am not certain if it was his cologne
or his good looks?
(but hey, my nose is waaay nice compared to yours!haha!)

but the best of all is that
when a guy doesn't wear any perfume at all.
a nice clean shirt after taking a bath
and using anti-perspirant will do.
hoping all guys know this by now.
and of course, among other things like cleaning their ears
flossing,shaving and brushing their teeth..
BLAH..BLAH..BLAH..