the underwire adverture

if you are a woman, you can relate to the so-called
underwear dilemma aka the bra problem.
but if you are a guy with man boobs,
maybe you are also considering in buying a bra.
do not ignore the fact that we sometimes see your man breasts jiggling
when you walk and your nipples pert.
maybe i can help you shop sometimes.
just approach me discretely.

finding the right cup and the right fit is such a task.
either the cup is almost perfect but it doesn't allow you to breathe,
or the whole thing is too tight and if you wear it for half an hour,
you will definitely look like you have joined S and M session
and your partner tied you up really good.
or the fit is nice but it will look like you have smaller breasts
or worse, you have a bra on but it looks like your nipples are protruding!
how possible? there are bras that are styled like that
and there are women who wears them.
darn, i'd rather not wear it, let my nipples pert, at least they're real.
but wait, i have non-existent mammary glands...
oh well..

i have checked department stores and boutiques almost patiently
and was thankful that the fitting room line wasn't long.
some come in great color, but who really wants to wear red, right?
i can never use it if i am wearing white!
fine flesh tone and beige are boring,
but these the most important shade if we are wearing light colored tops.

i almost quit after trying on about 12 pieces
and along with that, a few comments from the salesladies like:
try this on ma'am, our sizes are smaller or this one is full cup ma'am kasi
etc..etc...okay okay, once again have small breasts!!!

thank heavens my bestfriend doesn't mind walking at all,
it's her heart that really hurts, forget the feet.

we then went to Cinderella. Eureka!
and they're on sale!
if you saw my reaction,i think it is the same as
when i am so happy there's good food to eat.
yeah, i was that glad to find such treasures for my babies...
good bye ratty pairs!
hello to my new ones!
yahoo!