unrequited part III

I originally wrote this in my notepad.
pieces of paper come in handy when blogging over the phone
is not possible. my unit does not even have bluetooh.

still, writing down thoughts in these freebie notepads is soo classic.
but then again, having a retentive memory at times come in handy- -
i left my writings for this topic at jopet's.
i really do not have use sometimes.
maybe the migraine due to chocolate was a factor,
and the image of the real mrs.fields-- it was kinda disturbing.
to my surprise, she is kind of a MILF.
i envisaged to see a picture of a sweet looking grandmother.
then again, i was wrong.
though pieces of macadamia cookies are to die for,
i doubted it if it's clean.
again, it's her blonde hair and large breasts.


as i was writing this, i am waiting for my highschool bestfriend.
she's also the reason why this unrequited blog became a series.
now, why would be unrequited be a series, anyway?
if you already know that it really is unrequited,
why even bother right?
what the heck, i am guilty as well.

i have learned that their two weeks of magastos na texting was addictive.
they became addicted.
but frictions from the start are bound to happen.
but since this is her first romantic chapter in her life,
she asked for my advice.
me?
nyak...
what do i know?
really. what do i know?
anyway, i just gave her pointers on what to do
instead of spending hours waiting for his guy to text.

here are my advice:

i told her to smoke pot,
have sex with strangers,
go out and drink a lot
and party like it's her last one.


kidding...of course i didn't do that.
i told her the right things to do.
or so i think that those things are right.
well, i have my own rules,
and according to the book of signs,
the aquarians stick to their rules.
anyway, i will not write down my golden advice
because people might pay me for it in the future.
i might actually earn extra buckaroos from this blabber of mine.

i know she will be fine.
i'm sure she will.
trying to overcome a heart ache is difficult of course.
pero hindi naman nakakamatay ang lungkot e.
i'm giving her two weeks.

oh well, i'm just thankful that
what i am only trying to overcome right now---
is a sore throat.
i am giving this throat another two more days.
pag hindi pa ito umayos,
iinom na ako ng kumukulong tubig.