moolah fever

i am supposed to be doing the laundry right now.
it is a saturday.
i am right on schedule
but fudge it, this is gonna be a long weekend.
i just mentioned recently that i am not anal.
and i am practically getting tired of doing the laundry
and taking out the trash every week.

but i have to do it.
i have to pretend that I am a "civilized" human being.

but so here comes the moolah matters.
right now, i am dreaming.
if ever i have big buckaroos in my account
laundry, ironing clothes and house cleaning wouldn't be a problem.
though cooking and cleaning the bathroom i enjoy.
but i think these two things shouldn't be together in one phrase.
what if i cleaned the bathroom first then i started cooking?
yaiiiks!

enough of the interruption,
if i am really loaded, going out every night
with friends wouldn't be such a problem.
my friends love to go out partying.
and it really is an advantage
if you have a couple of set of friends.
if this set is busy, text the other sets.
it's crazy that sometimes i am so booked
from friday to tuesday!
i hate it when i cancel.
and i hate it that i cancelled
because i don't have money.
and i so hate it when people pay for my gimik.

if i am still loaded with money
and have not yet completely gone haywire,
i'll be the coolest tita ever.

i can drive my nephew and niece
and their friends around,
i'll be hosting slumber parties
and take them out to shopping until they drop.

darn, if i am loaded,
i can have facials more often
and have my dermatologist
mix my own personal moisturizer and toner.

i'll be living in a cool town house,
be driving my cool car,
and i'll have starbucks everyday.
maybe i should copy tommy lee,
he has his own branch..in his kitchen.
but we all know that tommy
didn't became popular because of that.
and i wouldn't even dare compete with him
because i do not have a dick.
not that i wish to have one.
(did i just made an impression
that i want to be transsexual???.)

my dreams are small, i do not even wish to
eat from gold utensils that Gucci manufactures.
i just want me and my family to live a better life.
i know it will happen.
things are getting better anyway.

when i look back in my UP days,
things are pretty tight.
would you believe that i am already celebrating
if i eat at mcdonald's?
and i only go there to reward myself
after a difficult exam or if i get high grades.
hehe...sad...

but didn't you notice that we tend
to wish for more along the way
if monotony of life strikes us?
well, we change our habits and preferences
if we have more choice.
if we have more moolah.

but there's this phrase i read
in happiness in a nutshell.
"the balance in you bank book
is not the measure of your abundance,
it is what's circulating through your life".
true...
but in my case, money will solve a lot of problems.
is it shallow that i said that?
come on...

but for now, this now is enough.
at least i do not have to buy happiness.
mayaman ata ako dun.hehehe...