unrequited part II

dear blog,
it seems that unrequited as title was darn
right perfect for the outcome of
my friend's very first date.
and my blog, i swear that i have
her permission to blog about this.

she described the guy as tall about 5'11,
maputi,prominent nose, good smelling,
with nice set of teeth etc etc.
in short, gwaping naman.

but who needs a gwaping if he talks too much,
only goes outdoors if he has to go to work,
and too freaking polite to disagree with her?
in short, she got bored.

the whole date was way too nice for her.

i didn't gave her any tips
on what to do on first dates.
i do not have the right to do that.
though i made a couple of
observations on why her feelings
for him became unrequited.

she chose pirates of the Caribbean as their movie.
come on, johnny depp is soo hot!
you will only wish that johnny is sitting beside you
watching any film than just watching him
on screen with this tall guy beside you!

even if she picked ocean's 13,
she will definitely go gaga over brad pitt's
and clooney's arse!

she should have picked Shrek 3
so she will be drawn to him more
and not to an ogre, right?

she said that the guy was quite loquacious.
i told her, maybe he's just nervous.
and maybe, it's been a while that he went out
with someone other than his office mates
and go beyond the vicinity of his office building.
the guy was just happy to go out--with you.
give him a break.

she resented the idea that he can pump up
those muscles a bit by being more of an outdoor person
or hitting the gym once in a while.
what can he do if he's sort of a hermit?
maybe caressing his dog "bantay"
will make his biceps look bigger.
(just keep on petting him, dude!

she said he's too polite
and too gentlemanly for her.
what do you want?
be treated as a captive woman
so he'll just grab you and put you
on his shoulder and bring you
to his-- "cave".
but if he goes to the gym serious enough--
he'll probably turn into one.
haha!
(me,man!you,woman!awhooo!)

what do you want ba?
a caveman with less body hair,
uses deodorant,trims his nose hair
and eats veggies???


but the part that was interesting is that
she was wearing a red halter top during the date.
come on, i am not even a guy but if i see you
wearing red on our first date, i will assume
that you like me. color red means something else.
you did not actually teased him but you
gave him the vibes of "i might acually like you"
kind of thing.

a red halter top???
on a sunday???
you came prepared, honey.
if that was me,
i'd probably be wearing one of my preggy look blouses
matching it with my jeans with bleach spots,
and for sure i will not be in my "good bra".

reason?
it is wash day!
all of my okay clothes have been worn
the whole week!
all that is left are the ratty ones!
it is a sunday!
hello!
but maybe cross your fingers
if the date happened on a saturday.
there is a chance that i will look less ratty in public.

oh well, my friend.
don't push it if you do not like him.
i do not want you to turn into a stone
if you continue dating mister tall guy.

and the next time you wear red,
be in it if it is a second date.